Male Intimate Parts

Euphemistic! Amusing! Shocking!

I've tried not to put anything on this page that will offend. Most of these words are euphemisms. Please use with care.

abundance

accessory

apparatus

appendage of procreation

arousal

arrow

arse

artillery

banana

banger

bayonet

beam

beef

behemoth

bigness

bobbles: testicles, ca 1800-1900

bolt

bone

boner

bonker

borer

bottom

box filler

broad sword

brother

bulge

bulk

bum

buns

cannon

carnality

club, from 1800

cobblers: testicles, ca 1900

colossus

column

construction

copper-stick. ca 1800-1900

copulator

crack hunter. from ca 1800

creamstick. from ca 1700

crotch

cudgel

culls/cullions: testicles, ca 1500-1700

cutlass

cyclops

desire

diddle

distension

dong

doodle

drill

dwiddle

engorgement

enormity

excitation

eye-opener, ca 1800-1900

family jewels

family member

father stuff: sperm, ca 1800-1900

faucet

fellow

firearm

first mate

flesh

fool-sticker. from ca 1800

foreman, 1600s

frankfurter

fullness

giving instrument, 1800s

giant

gibbosity

goggler

goolies: testicles, from ca 1875

goose’s neck, from 1872

grandness

grinder

gristle, from ca 1850

gusher

hammer

handstaff, from ca 1850

hanging Johnny; ca 1800-1900; the male member, especially if decreased or impotent

harpoon

himself

hindquarters

horn, from ca 1700

hot dog

humper

immenseness

immodesty

instrument of pleasure

it

jackhammer

jockum, ca 1550-1825

Johnson

John Thomas

joint

joy stick

juggernaut

juicy smoothie

jumbo

key to the lock

kickstand

kilt serpent

knob

knocker

lance of love

live rabbit, ca 1800-1900

log

love muscle

love stick

lump

lust club

magnificence

manfulness

manhead

manhood

manly asset

manroot

man-stick

man Thomas, from ca 1800

man’s yard, 1811

marrowbone, 1800-1900

mast

meat

mightiness

mighty tool

mizzen

mole, ca 1800-1900; the corresponding female part is termed the “mole catcher”

monstrosity

mowdiwark, 1500-1850, Scots

Mr. Friendly

nag, ca 1670-1750

nippy, from 1850, a children’s word

nutmegs: testicles, 1811

obelisk

Old Adam, from 1800

Old Hornington, 1800s

Old Horny, ca 180-1900

Old Root, ca 1800-1900

one-eyed snake

organ

ornament

package

pebbles: testicles, ca 1800-1900

pecker

peepee

peeper

pet snake

peter

phallus

piece

pike

pile-driver, from ca 1850

pilgrim’s staff, ca 1700-1900

pillar of steel

pistol

pizzle, the penis of an animal, esp. a bull;

from 1520; of a man, from 1600

plunderer

point

pointer, from ca 1800

poker

pole

Polyphemus, ca 1800-1900; via Monops, the one-eyed one

pommel

popsicle

potato-finger, ca 1600-1800; from the supposed aphrodisiac virtues of the sweet potato

pounders: testicles, from ca 1675

power drill

power tool

pride of the morning

prime steak

prodder

prominence

prong

proof of manhood

protege

protuberance

protrusion

proud evidence of his desire

pug-tail, 1811

pumping hose

puppet

purple-helmeted soldier of love

pylon

python

rapier

raw meat, ca 1750-1900

rimmer

rise

rod, from ca 1700

rooster

root

rubigo, 1500-1700, Scots; perhaps from the Latin ‘ruber’ red or the Latin 'prurigo,’ lascivious

rump-splitter, 1650-1800

saber

sausage

scepter

schlong

scimitar

screwdriver

screwer

serpent

servicer

shaft

shillelagh

silent flute, 1775-1850

snake

spanker

spar

spear of love

spigot

spike

spit

staff

stem

stick

stiffness

stink horn

stoker

stretcher, 1749

stroker

stump

stunner

sugar stick, 1811

surge

sweet meat, from ca 1850

syringe

tallywags: testicles; ca 1700-1900

tally whacker

tarriwags, ca 1600-1900

throbber

throbbing thrill hammer

thumper

thwacker

tickler

tiddler

tool

tooshie

tosh, from 1870; schoolboy language

totem pole

toy

tower

trigger

trouser snake

trunk

tube steak

tumescence

turgescence

twiddler

twig and berries

veined shaft

vigor

virile member, 1811

wand

weapon

weenie

weiner

whammer

whip

whirligigs: testicles; 1811

whopper

whore pipe, before 1791-1890

Woody

worm in a sock

yard

yeoman

yule log